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44.56% of yall can go fuck yourselves

44.56% of yall can go fuck yourselves

WE DON’T HAVE TO TAKE OUR CLOTHES OFF, TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. WE JUST NEED AN INTERNET CONNECTION, SPEAKERS, AND ROOM TO DANCE FOR THE NEXT HOUR. 

The Ball ladies and gentlemen. Be about it. 

Hey guys, there are no posts yet, but I am proud to announce my new radio show The Ball which I will be hosting in drag as Beatrice Star (werk). Follow this page to get random updates from Ms. Star and to listen to recorded episodes of The Ball. Keep it trashy hunties.

thedailywhat:

Heartbreaking Tearjerker of the Day: “Grown-ups killed my kitty, my best friend,” begins 8-year-old Rayden Sazama’s letter to his local newspaper:
My kitty’s name is Toothless. … Last week he didn’t come in at night. … On Wednesday after work my dad went to the animal shelter as it was closing. … They let my dad in to look at the cages, and there was Toothless! … The lady at the shelter said it would be OK and told him to come back the next day and we could get Toothless. … My dad went back the next day to get our kitty and they told him they didn’t have any long-haired black cats. … The same lady that told my dad to come back the next day said she was sorry. She had forgotten to leave a note to tell the people my dad would be there for Toothless and they had just killed my cat that morning. She had just forgotten to write a note to save a member of my family. They killed him and I don’t know why. … Now I don’t know what to do. My cat Toothless is dead; the people that killed him didn’t even give him to my dad so we could bury him. What do I do now? Rayden Sazama
Poor lil’ Rayden. Read the letter in its devastating entirety here.
[hjnews]

Quick! Someone call Amy Hempel! Her next short story basically just wrote itself.

thedailywhat:

Heartbreaking Tearjerker of the Day: “Grown-ups killed my kitty, my best friend,” begins 8-year-old Rayden Sazama’s letter to his local newspaper:

My kitty’s name is Toothless. … Last week he didn’t come in at night. … 

On Wednesday after work my dad went to the animal shelter as it was closing. … They let my dad in to look at the cages, and there was Toothless! … The lady at the shelter said it would be OK and told him to come back the next day and we could get Toothless. … 

My dad went back the next day to get our kitty and they told him they didn’t have any long-haired black cats. … The same lady that told my dad to come back the next day said she was sorry. She had forgotten to leave a note to tell the people my dad would be there for Toothless and they had just killed my cat that morning. She had just forgotten to write a note to save a member of my family. They killed him and I don’t know why. … 

Now I don’t know what to do. My cat Toothless is dead; the people that killed him didn’t even give him to my dad so we could bury him. What do I do now? 

Rayden Sazama

Poor lil’ Rayden. Read the letter in its devastating entirety here.

[hjnews]

Quick! Someone call Amy Hempel! Her next short story basically just wrote itself.

thedailywhat:

Stingray Photobomb Recreation of the Day: Redditor emmagreen “got a bit drunk and decided to recreate the Stingray pic with my girlfriends…”
[reddit]

Legit still laughing at this

thedailywhat:

Stingray Photobomb Recreation of the Day: Redditor emmagreen “got a bit drunk and decided to recreate the Stingray pic with my girlfriends…”

[reddit]

Legit still laughing at this

pie-sandwich:

tell em dave

same

pie-sandwich:

tell em dave

same

fairlyevenparents:

she wears high heels i wear thousand dollar shoes

she’s cheer captain and im Beyonce

We’re Hilarious, your favorite radio show that you haven’t listened to, starts today at 6pm eastern time.  Click here  to download the live stream and tune in. Grab as many boxes of wine as you can go through in two hours and listen to us bullshit while you pregame whatever you’ve got going on tonight.  

We’re Hilarious, your favorite radio show that you haven’t listened to, starts today at 6pm eastern time. Click here to download the live stream and tune in. Grab as many boxes of wine as you can go through in two hours and listen to us bullshit while you pregame whatever you’ve got going on tonight.  

Thinking about strolling out da closet on National Coming Out Day (October 11)? Consider soundtracking the event with these Top Five Coming Out Songs. It’s pretty gay, bro.

Thinking about strolling out da closet on National Coming Out Day (October 11)? Consider soundtracking the event with these Top Five Coming Out Songs. It’s pretty gay, bro.

Everybody thinks I hate babies just because I had that dream about putting one in a dumpster but that was just once.
Mel